I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club.
OH MAN I should have just told her, “sorry I’m on a date”
So my phone just rang, which is weird, because literally no one ever calls me except for my Mum (is that embarrassing to admit I don’t really mind because I don’t like speaking on the phone)
Me: “HELLO, THIS IS HARRY POTTER.”
Jess: “Why are you Harry Potter?”
Jess: “Can I come over?”
Me: “Can I come over?! To YOUR HOUSE?”
Jess: “No, can I come over! To YOUR HOUSE.”
Me: “I why WHAT IF I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE? Which I’m not”
Jess: “Then I’d just go somewhere else”
SO CAVALIER about not seeing me, she is clearly a v good friend
(She is , though)
More to come.
Script is from/based on the song ‘Don’t Let Me Fall Behind’ by Jukebox the Ghost.
Are you a minor? How old are you?
610. I’m a Highlander.
'hey does anyone remember the bathtub scene in quintana'
When you become my king, Finnikin, you can touch me whenever you want. Wherever you want.
That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!
A-Team S1 Relationships: [Diggle/Felicity] "My knight in shining armor."
"Yes," she said, her voice almost breathy. "Do that again?"
"That - that thing. With your eyebrows. And leaning over me, your voice cold as stone. I love it when you try to intimidate me."
"I’m not - damn it, Miranda. Stop trying to distract me. The blackmail."
It’s really REALLY hard to draw identical twins. Considering how different Wren and Cath style themselves, the “identical” aspect seems to be lost completely. Let’s just agree to never do this again. *sighs deeply*
Oh, and I basically gave Wren my hair. I hope she likes it. I hope she feels hot.
Miranda shook her head slowly. “Good heavens. That’s quite an act you put on.”
He drew himself up haughtily. “I beg your pardon.”
“An act,” Miranda repeated. “Stand as tall as you like, and frown at me all you wish. I saw you just now. You were feeding cats.”
“So I was. And do you make something of that?”
“You,” Miranda said daringly, “have a kind heart.”
He turned away from her, the tails of his greatcoat swirling about him. “Don’t enlarge too much upon the matter. The cats were hungry. I had food. This seemed to be a problem with a ready solution. It’s not kindness to solve problems; it’s efficiency.”
“I stand corrected. You have an efficient heart.”
—Courtney Milan, Unraveled